hugepotential: If you look closely my eyes are almost as green as my leotard. Customer complaint 236
hugepotential: If you look closely my eyes are almost as green as my leotard. Customer complaint 236: defective pills. “I gave my girlfriend your stupid pills and they aren’t working!” “sir, they take some time to….” “get tits are bigger she’s taller, but she’s still smart!” “sir, please calm down. Which product did you buy?” “um…” (Papers crumpling and shifting) “bimbo expanders number 773” “sir those are body augmentation pills, they’ll make her sexier and increase her need for sex but they won’t make her dumber” “shit, she’s still growing too” “how many pills has she taken?” “ten” (loud crashing)“hello? Sorry my boyfriend had to step away, I’ll need another ten bottles of these pills and some of your intellect boosters as well” “gladly ma'am” (end of recording) -- source link