ixamxdecadence:dreamsofthings:scifigrl47:daunt:lettucefetish:I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RNI just want to k
ixamxdecadence:dreamsofthings:scifigrl47:daunt:lettucefetish:I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RNI just want to know what freelance illustrator drew these.I want to know what their face looked like when they got the request from their client.“CAN YOU DRAW. A PEOPLE MAKING OUT WITH A DOG. CHECK YES OR NO.”“*checks when bills are due*…..I’ll have to apply a ‘fucked up’ surcharge of 1000% but yes yes I can.”“OKAY BUT WE NEED SOME ROACH/HUMAN ACTION TOO.”“….*facerub*”The things freelancers do when bills are due…The question really is, do we care if ducks are marrying donkeys? Does that still affect humans? Do we need to worry about this?I’m impressed someone got the assignment for “Duck kissing donkey” and figured out how THOSE mouths would fit together.Does it mean I’m a Super!Liberal that I really kind of want to see the duck-donkey hybrid babies? Or just that I have serious problems?ded.That is not how you give animals mouth-to-mouth.What cracks me up is that the dog and cat are really more like a puppy and kitten, so it’s not just bestiality, it’s baby animal molestation, too.At least the grasshopper, duck, and deer look full-grown. -- source link