Halo | Series: Episode 4Currently there’s a lot of buzz about the fact that Chief lost his vir
Halo | Series: Episode 4Currently there’s a lot of buzz about the fact that Chief lost his virginity in this show, and I’m guessing that’s in the latest 7th episode (I’m very behind). Just the way people talk about this show, with utter disgust rather than being hyped for it, makes me very sad. It makes this whole thing a process I need to grind through, rather than a show I’m excited to continue… - I hate that Chief hates Cortana. That’s heartbreaking. I also HATE that she’s in his actual human brain. An AI computer being is in his human brain. Wow 10mins in and he put the helmet ON! Woooow! OH MY GOD ARE THEY SERIOUS HE TOOK IT OFF AGAIN. Like…what is the actual point of having this about a guy in this armour, if he doesn’t keep the armour on. The armour is like 80% of what makes Spartans. oh my god, the blonde female spartan starts having emotions and immediately wants to dye her hair like some emo kid. Riiiiiight….ugh… John does something physically tasking and takes the helmet OFF..again…why?! The whole point of the Spartan armour is that it’s supposed to help in every aspect of life. It’s weird that they make such a big deal about him wearing his helmet in this home scene. Like, he never takes it off, why don’t these writers understand it. I’m getting a weird feeling like they aren’t going to introduce the whole clone-kid-replacement storyline into this. Like, they’re just going to kidnap kids and maybe kill the parents? Cortana acts like she’s dumb, it sucks. Soooo as a child Chief just HAPPENED to find a Forerunner cave filled with weird tech and activated it. And that what…gave him…powers as a kid that pre-determined his future? Oh my god. Why do we keep seeing weird butts in this show? Dude this storyline with the rebels? SNORE FEST! I know it’s trying to shed light on a whole different side of the UNSC, but all it’s doing is boring me. ALSO, is this girls Dad/fam the centre of the rebels? Like, did they START the civil war?? Is that canon?! Also is Madrigal the ONLY resistance? That hand cannon looks like something outta Destiny though…that’s cool. WHY ARE WE JUST WATCHING CHIEF LOOK AT OLD DRAWINGS, this whole thing at his house could’ve been a 5min scene. SO…the two artifacts from the Forerunners are connected to John by fluke, and they lead to the first (and probably ONLY in this timeline because why not)…Halo. That was a very boring episode. -- source link
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