piratestarfox: “I warned you that the women in my family frequently have twins, but you obviou
piratestarfox: “I warned you that the women in my family frequently have twins, but you obviously didn’t care when you didn’t pull out and finish on my stomach like I asked. I hope you’re happy with what you did, because just look at me! I’m absolutely enormous and both of these babies growing in me are yours. Now I’m going to need you to do the responsible thing and walk me down the aisle because no woman in my family has ever been a single mother and I’m not going to be the first. We’re obviously compatible and I can see from your pants that you’re clearly turned on by what you’ve done to me, so let’s go right now to the courthouse so you can make it official. Until I pop, which could be any day now, I’ll be your *extremely* pregnant wife.” -- source link