annoyingwizard: helloplumber:That’s it Smithson, underpants around your ankles. Now waddle o
annoyingwizard: helloplumber: That’s it Smithson, underpants around your ankles. Now waddle over here, and get yourself right over my lap, so that when I look down all I can see is your bare bottom staring up at me. Your college called your home after a series of serious rules violations and poor academic progress. Your stepmother explained how that kind of behavior was addressed at home. She suggested the school, “act in her stead” and apply the same discipline he would receive at home [and still may receive, when she gets him home]. His course adviser assured his mother. that she would be more than happy to discipline you. She was more than qualified to accomplish the task at hand, being a mother of two [rather rambunctious] teenage boys! -- source link