Disney Executives to Have Sticks Surgically Removed from ButtsDisney announced today that all Disney
Disney Executives to Have Sticks Surgically Removed from ButtsDisney announced today that all Disney executives would have the sticks up their butts surgically removed by the end of this year. This is a bold new move for the Disney brand. The last time an executive had his stick surgically removed, Gravity Falls was allowed to air on television, exponentially increasing the net quality of Disney Channel programing. With all executives without their sticks, quality is expected to grow further, conflicting with earlier reports of a possible rise in general shittiness in the upcoming year. Disney has declined to comment, and it is unclear whether this move will interfere with the current direction of the Disney brand.(x). -- source link
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