4-star yelp review of russian turkish bathswritten using a predictive text interfacesource: all yelp
4-star yelp review of russian turkish bathswritten using a predictive text interfacesource: all yelp reviews of new york’s russian turkish bathstranscript:i went here for my bachelor style experience and it was very hot and bitter. this place is pretty good and most importantly it’s hot.by the entrance shivering is a little old russian masseuse who kept asking if he was in a sauna. very old school russian dude basically asking me for a massage and i said no problem and then he said he was going to get a snack upstairs and i think that’s when he got out of there.just when i was expecting to be naked, a russian lady dared me to put on a small towel and head downstairs to the rooftop. i have been warned of the room where people beat you with a broom made of fresh crisp autumn air before finally they provide you with respect. i was told to lay facedown on the planet and i did because i knew what was up.it was very dark and chaotic in my bathing suit because i was so rude. i loved how there were 4 thousand gallons of perspiration in my zone. i felt like a big enough bag of water to refresh you for the next 15 years. i felt like a real old world traveler working on bodies inside the outside of my body.before you go to a place for wimps or something just go here and leave your wallet with me. i recommend going there for more than 5 years and just chilling out drinking a giant can of cold water in between men and being friendly with the guy who enjoys luxury and experience. it’s like a big bottle of champagne that you don’t have to imagine.i have been trained to be pampered which is very convenient for me since i am going to the baths. -- source link