sindri42: elidyce:animanightmate:uberguber89:kaispeakshermind:markwateneymemorialcrater: markwateney
sindri42: elidyce:animanightmate:uberguber89:kaispeakshermind:markwateneymemorialcrater: markwateneymemorialcrater:sharkangelic:The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits. I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4The lineage of ring bearers is as follows. Sauron.IsildurDeagolSméagolBilboFrodo Samwise I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds He held it for the rest of of his life! [Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle. From the ring’s perspective:1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.3. What the fuck is you?4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 7. FUCK8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* I would just like to point out that Frodo went from a pure bastion of sunshine and cinnamon rolls to showing serious signs of corruption in the space of one road trip, while Smeagol started out willing to kill his brother for the ring and then just… stayed at that point for five goddamned centuries. That entire time, the ring was trying to get back to its master, it was surrounded by goblins, and it just could not get this fucking hobbit to do anything.Then it finally manages to get dropped, in a tunnel network which is, again, completely filled with goblins… and instantly gets picked up by the only hobbit within a thousand miles. -- source link