“Coffee, why do you do this to me?”My favorite fart alts are the ones that are
“Coffee, why do you do this to me?” My favorite fart alts are the ones that are the least called for. Here it is without the fart. Nothing like a smelly fart to ruin a noir scene worthy of a black and white alt. It was a nice day here in this city. This city of crime and muck, filled to the brim with hypocrisy slathered with a rich meaty layer of futility, and- Plraaarrrf! …[sigh] Every time I do an internal monologue… -- source link