“Alright sweetheart, keep nice and still and I’ll try to make this as quick and painless
“Alright sweetheart, keep nice and still and I’ll try to make this as quick and painless as possible. Don’t be too alarmed about the surgical glove on your penis, it’s just because when I reach your prostate and begin the procedure it’s normally that the prostate becomes stimulated and it’s possible that you’ll ejaculate involuntarily and we can’t have any semen inside the sterile field. Hopefully I’ll be able to dilate your anus enough or else I’ll have to put you to sleep and make some incisions along the anal entrance into the sphincter muscle to make more room. This will require much longer recovery time, so I’ll try to avoid that but I need you to be brave.. a little pain now with me dilating your anus will save you a lot of pain later if I need to take the scalpel to your anal opening. Right I’m ready to begin, so relax, stay nice and calm, breath and wait for the prostate stimulation.. that part will feel quite nice.” -- source link