“Ahhh good! They’ve use the velcro restraints! Ya know, too many times I come in to find
“Ahhh good! They’ve use the velcro restraints! Ya know, too many times I come in to find they’ve used tape! Velcro is much stronger! There’s no risk of you wriggling free. It’s no use trying, I’ve seen it all too many times! Fruitless efforts to escape! There’s a breeze under your bum because there’s a hole in the dental chair your strapped to, this is for your own dignity… when the pain becomes too much you won’t be able to control your bladder movements, and well… we don’t want you making a mess now do we?! Now, the more you relax the less it’ll hurt, but to be honest it’s going to hurt so much anyway you won’t notice the difference! I’m going to begin by removing your front teeth, these won’t be as painful as the back ones, but we’ll build up the pain step by step. I have to be careful to ensure the nerve remains in your jaw, and once all of your teeth are removed you’ll be able to have an acidic mouthwash!! This is my favorite part of the procedure! I love how my patients think they’ve experience maximum pain only to find that more is just around the corner!! Right, enough chatting, let’s begin!” -- source link