obi-one-drop: clonesrightsactivist:usemyknowledge:moonnlesbian:ok. I have been silent but it i
obi-one-drop: clonesrightsactivist: usemyknowledge: moonnlesbian: ok. I have been silent but it is time. let’s talk about the magnitude of the double crossing, double agents and straight up fuckery that’s going on here. a team of bounty hunters have been order by dooku to abduct chancellor sheev palpatine. dooku has been ordered by darth sidious to carry out this plan. dooku has tasked a team of bounty hunters with the job of completing the abduction. obi-wan has been sent undercover as a bounty hunter to assist in the abduction. only the jedi council and sheev palpatine know the bounty hunter rako hardeen is actually obi-wan. obi-wan will act to prevent the abduction from the inside. the abduction of sheev palpatine. which was order by sheev palpatine. because darth sidious is sheev plapatine. sheev palpatine knows all of this is taking place. sheev palpatine arranged his own abuduction. sheev palpatine then placed a double agent to prevent his abduction. the abduction he ordered in the first place. sheevception. ((This just got me thinking, was there ever any point to this? Was it all a complicated plan to make Anakin more pissed with the Jedi and drive a wedge between him and Obi-Wan? Was it to see if Anakin was ready to replace Dooku? Or was Palpatine just bored one week, so he called Dooku and said “what if we hired a bunch of bounty hunters to kidnap me just to fuck with the republic?”)) “Dooku, it’s been three weeks since I last planned my own kidnapping to fuck with the Jedi, please arrange a tournament to hire The Best bounty hunters to do so, thanks.” ~ Sheev @fickedup -- source link
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