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queenconsuelabananahammock:fictioninchains:jayneausten:lioar:hookersorcake:quiyst:beefranck:transgalacticwanderer:electricalivia:sageruto:rabbitsnwolves:Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoorsHe was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.God I love you, Internet.Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddlingWe need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting betterAll jokes aside, if I ended up the jury, I’d acquit the victim in a heartbeat. -- source link