“I know many of you were interested in my sheer black tights. They’re made by Wolford Ti
“I know many of you were interested in my sheer black tights. They’re made by Wolford Tights, and their quality is guaranteed to make a penis stand on end. Could we turn the house lights on and have the cameras pan the men in the audience and their crotches to show the tents in their pants?” -- source link