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kibbles-n-bitch: azriona: sarah-the-artiste: leafquake23: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: miketooch: notkingkong: this gets funnier every year The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left. U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down. oh my god #why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? ( @mrv3000 ) #i have shit still up on ff.net#i never made the switch to ao3 because i had stopped writing fanfic by that time#and occasionally i will get emails saying that some poor unfortunate soul has liked or followed one of my stories#and just #honey #-upside down smiley face emoji- YES THIS EXACTLY LOL (tags via @haliasjane) I just wanted to say -- source link