asgardandbeyond:giraffepoliceforce:altering-cave:So I don’t think those free condoms uni
asgardandbeyond: giraffepoliceforce: altering-cave: So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do. Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. that was the best safe-sex talk ever. -- source link