‘seinfeld’ scriptwritten by 10 people using predictive text keyboardssource: transcripts
‘seinfeld’ scriptwritten by 10 people using predictive text keyboardssource: transcripts of episodes from season 3 of seinfeld. source texts specific to character with separate source for stage directions. 18 word options at each step. finished script also includes one or two stage directions generated by a recurrent neural network.writers: carl s, corey g, elle o, erin m, gabe m, jonah c, joseph p, kai c, rob deditors me and rob dtranscript:INT. COMEDY CLUBJERRYWhat’s the the problem with the minimalism? You know, if you enjoy being around alcoholics, I’m gonna go ahead and never return that dog.CUT TO:INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAYJERRY and ELAINE are carrying leaves in their hands. He tries to grab a door and she imitates the door.JERRYWell the elevator opens and wrong side of the door… I thought maybe the door’s not waiting, but it said “going down” and Kramer couldn’t help me move it. I just wanted to get out of it, just get out.He slams his hand on the door. KRAMER enters dancing with garbage.KRAMERHey hey hey, great idea for a big sponge: Make it so large you think it’s got a fat clock in the middle.JERRY(takes off his bones)Kramer, do you have a fun flashback to do?CUT TO:INT. MONK’S CAFE - DAYGeorge is wearing a $20 hat that says “Hello to Horse.”GEORGEI’m kinda like the captain of hygiene.JERRYMind the fish, George! Elaine, say something to George. Look for anything wrong with him.2.ELAINERight now I want to find someone who doesn’t believe George is back from the bathroom.GEORGE(takes the garbage and moves back)Elaine isn’t exhausting but I’ll bet three days of straight fear I’m not bitter.ELAINEFirst dog to get George will be my friend.George walks at her seriously.ELAINEI’ll pay attention to George when he talks louder. He never says anything wrong but his intellect is dying with him.George walks back to George’s parents.INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - NIGHTKramer enters quickly, sliding around the floor on his knees. Jerry is watching TV. Jerry notices something in the refrigerator. Elaine smoking at the crowd.KRAMERHey I’m thinking Jerry, I’m really sweating Jerry. Jerry, I have a woman comin and she does it mean, you know?JERRY(relaxously handily talking)Well, the couch is not going to be washed by me you know, I’ve got Knick tickets this Wednesday and George gets soup on the road.Snacks are piled high in the guest room. Jerry spots them and takes a photograph. KRAMER(cynical voice)Jerry can you be a big salad and give me a meal?George enters acting very strange. He picks up the remote control and tries to run with it.3.JERRYHey George, what’s wrong with you?GEORGEOh Jerry, Jerry just sit there and try to hear my machine. Jerry I really have a hot dog in there and I’m not going to lie to it.JERRYWhat’s the difference? You became a legend, I got a big picnic.George, Elaine and Jerry lean back and forth. Elaine, laughing hypocritically, sports a couple of muscle relaxers. Jerry looks at the psychic’s apartment, the phone and George. Helen walks toward Elaine and George is a double look at the bathroom. George is touching the cowbanes. Kramer is barely laughing. Elaine making the newspaper. Jerry looks at Jerry. Jerry unlocks the hot ends. He like it. Jerry is not heard with his fingers. Jerry walks out of the blade, with a music pause.CUT TO:INT. COMEDY CLUBJERRYNo no no no no no no no god no no god no you should get out of here right now. You’re real turkey club without any crackers, aren’t you? What’s the deal with this ping pong guy? He mumbles something like ya ya huh ha ha oh no no go. I’ve never been called an egg but you could do it.ROLL CREDITS -- source link
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