AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR PART TROIS OF MY ROBOT HORSESHIT. Tonight, you guys get to meet baby Pendejo
AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR PART TROIS OF MY ROBOT HORSESHIT. Tonight, you guys get to meet baby Pendejo (full title Pendejo Supreme). He is a smartphone, which means that he needs to look like something the user would want to take with them everywhere they go, and that they’d be reluctant to leave unattended for too long. Thus, Pendejo is small, “cute”, and doesn’t talk much at all, with the intention of making a casual user feel guilty if they don’t constantly keep an eye on him and have him within arms’ reach.Then there’s the other thing that Pendejo is made to do: SCREAM.Screaming is Pendejo’s solution to more or less every problem. Did an email come through for the user? Scream. Low battery? Scream. Pending updates? Better fucking scream it up, buddy. Also, don’t forget to scream some more when the updates are done, that’s important. Gotta make sure the user knows about everything that’s going on, even if they’re in another room!Now, all of that might sound obnoxious, but I ask you - if you walked into a room and found baby Pendejo sitting there screaming and crying his tiny heart out because he had something to tell his user, but they’d muted him and left him there, who would look like the dickish one?I’m vaguely aware that most people charge their phones using a mains adaptor. I have a few of these, but I haven’t used any of them in years because I basically just give my phones to Manny to recharge, and Pendejo is no different. I like to think that he gets stroppy and fussy if he doesn’t go to Manny when his battery’s low, and even though Slayer’s just as capable of recharging devices like smartphones too, Manny’s got far more power to spare and he can do it much more quickly and efficiently than Slayer. So, Pendejo wants Manny. He always wants Manny, and as a result, more often than not, Manny’s got Pendejo on his arm while he’s doing other things. Manny has lots of other arms, after all. It’s no trouble to hold Pendejo in one of them.Honestly, the three of them are like some kind of weird little robot family. -- source link
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