Look, my brother was a loser and ending up in my gut is the best place he’s ever been, but my nephew
Look, my brother was a loser and ending up in my gut is the best place he’s ever been, but my nephews were just begging to join him. If I knew I had three prey for nephews, I would’ve eaten them at their graduation instead of waiting. Jeez guys, you really filled out this bottomless gut and stretched it too. How about I name these new stretch marks after my family or at least after the meat digesting away in this insatiable paunch. Oh boy, I can feel some shuffling from inside the tank, I bet they’re taking the chance to have some fun with each other before they’re just fat for my waistline. Have fun in there meat, I’m going to grab a beer and wait until you’re done before I burp out the air and start having my own fun. -- source link