annoyingwizard:The Lie Detector “I’m going to ask you a question”. “I
annoyingwizard: The Lie Detector “I’m going to ask you a question”. “If I am Not satisfied with your answer, I will ask you to lower you pants and under pants”. “You will then be *invited* to lay across my lap, where you will receive a number of very hard spanks”. “You then will be told to get up and replace your pants”. “I will then ask you anther question and will judge its veracity as well”. “If you fail to impress me with the truthfulness, you will be required to lower your pants and again place yourself over my lap”. “We will repeat this exhaustive act until we arrive at a facsimile of the truth”. “By that time I sincerely hope you will be able to walk much less sit, for I have no intention of letting you off without arriving at the the truth”! “Save your tears, if your past history is any indicator, you will need them”! -- source link