jennyhanivers:#star wars#how many rebellion pilots paint luke skywalker on the side of their x-wings
jennyhanivers:#star wars#how many rebellion pilots paint luke skywalker on the side of their x-wings#(oh leia was supposed to be the pinup girl of choice; princess and face of the rebellion et cetera#but most of them have /met/ leia and while she’s very pretty she’s also much more likely to kill them#if they try to paint her with her tits out on the side of a freighter)#but a couple of members of red squadron paint luke on the side of wedge antilles’ plane as a joke#and it catches on; especially after the Death Star—they say it’s good luck to have the last jedi on your nose#wedge of course is horrified; red squadron’s depiction is hardly the most tasteful thing and he can’t seem to scrub it off#he’s got very blue eyes and is very very blonde and wedge blushes to the roots of his hair whenever he sees it#especially when /luke/ sees it#“I don’t wander around with my mouth open like that do I?” luke asks#“no” wedge says morosely thinking he would very much like to die right here and now if the universe would be so kind#“and everyone wears their flightsuit like that when they’re tinkering in the hangar! it’s very humid on yavin!” luke says#“yeah I know” wedge says miserably thinking that he could probably ask the admiral for a transfer to another base. he’s heard#the outer rim is nice and that might just be far enough away to forget this every happened to him#“and I’m pretty sure I’m not that muscular” luke adds after a minute of horrifically uncomfortable silence#“no you are” wedge antilles says with all the humor of a man being force-marched to the gallows “it’s very accurate”#“oh” luke skywalker says going a little pink#“…….it’s a nice drawing” luke finally says and wedge antilles makes an attempt to perform the first-ever spontaneous combustion#he does not succeed#instead luke sort of—awkwardly pats him on the shoulder and walks away#wedge antilles mostly thinks that red squadron has earned itself some time scrubbing the refresher [x]Reblogging again for the tags. -- source link
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