razrstrpr: “Your secretary called me and wanted to know if you were coming into today; so I kn
razrstrpr: “Your secretary called me and wanted to know if you were coming into today; so I know you lied to me when you left this morning.”“Let me explain, dear! I was planning a little surprise and I knew she would…”“Shut up! I do not want to hear another lie! Your caddie called and confirmed your tee time! Get your clothes off and open a fresh bar of Ivory soap!”“Ivory? what…uh… what….No…no, please!”“Get it out and get those clothes off… I want you naked and I want that bar of Ivory on the counter. Your are going to get your mouth washed out, your bottom blister and then I am going to use that soap for your enema! Your Mom told me all about how she punished you.”“Mom?…you talked to my mom?… ““Yes, she took me aside years ago… before we were married and told me all about what you use to do and what she did when she caught you. I just never thought I would have to do it… I thought you had matured; but I was wrong!”“Please…I will make it up to you!”“Save your lies… and get out of those clothes, I want you naked and in the bathroom in the corner before your Mom gets over here!”“No…. no… she… she is not coming, you are lying!”“She is coming and she is bringing your Dad’s razor strap and the enema bag she used on you when you lived at home!” “oh God… please…please!”“Ohhhh, I almost forgot… go cut us 2 switches from the apple tree…she said you would know exactly what she wants!”“Yes ma’am!” TOI …. ICI , DE SUITE ! -- source link