the-jackals: brightlotusmoon: rnlaing:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to thi
the-jackals: brightlotusmoon: rnlaing:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. When I went in for a bone marrow graft I remember looking up and asking “since when are there five lights” and I remember the surgeon saying “there’s only one” and then I woke up in the waking room -- source link