colettearrand: heathcliffexplained:The Garbage Ape went to Walt Disney World, but judging by the l
colettearrand: heathcliffexplained: The Garbage Ape went to Walt Disney World, but judging by the look on their face, they did not have a great time. Perhaps, as they gazed into the gigantic, lifeless eyes of the gathered mascots doing their best to entertain in the heat with plastic heads the size of dishwashers strapped to their bodies, the Garbage Ape came to realize that they, too, were a kind of mascot, a simulacrum representing the joy other animals feel about the prospect of eating garbage. Maybe they went to Walt Disney World and came back wondering when Heathcliff and the other cats would come to see them as an individual. Then, like they mascot siblings in Orlando, they dutifully took their garbage cans up and went bounding through the park, the whole time dreaming of their autonomy. (I feel kinda gross mentioning it, but I have a Patreon and a Ko-fi, and I’m trying to supplement the writing I do here and elsewhere (mostly elsewhere) with whatever I make. I’ve also started posting on Instagram if that makes it easier for you to follow.) Oh hey there. If you were wondering, I’ve re-launched one of my Tumblrs, despite my having no clue how this medium actually works anymore. -- source link