syellowtails:quiteaquoteboard:(source) [Image 1: a tweet by user @/yokatykatikate that reads:Overhea
syellowtails:quiteaquoteboard:(source) [Image 1: a tweet by user @/yokatykatikate that reads:Overheard in the women’s bathroom:“I just feel so stupid–”“No, HE’S the stupid one! HE’S the STUPID ASS HOLE. Look at yourself, you’re a fucking goddess and he’s a shitty shoebox.”“Oh my god. Thank you… … … What’s your name?”“Shana.”“I’m Mandy.” Tweet dated 26 January 2020][Image 2: a tweet by user @/iverbwords that reads: Overheard at the gas station:Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn’t she?Clerk 2: yeah why?Clerk 1: the candy is organized by color again.Clerk 1: dammit JanetTweet dated 28 January 2018][Image 3: a tweet by user @/SuperMascott that reads: Overheard at British Museum–Young boy to Dad - ‘when you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?’Dad - ’…no.’Tweet dated 26 August 2018][Image 4: a tweet by user @/EliasToufexis that reads:Actual quote I heard my 7yo daughter say when she met someone at the park today.“I’m Isabella. I’m good at gymnastics and fighting to the death”.Tweet dated 30 January 2018][Image 5: a tweet by user @/Erum_Sangji that reads: Overheard 15yo niece fighting with her friend : you think I can’t live without you? Who do you think you are? My phone charger? (Two laughing face with crying eyes emojis). Tweet dated 29 December 2017][Image 6: a tweet by user @/andykesson that reads: Overheard in Chicago Institute of Art: Small child, reading description of painting: Grandma, what’s a brothel?Grandma, after enormous pause: It’s the place where they make soup.THIS IS BOTH THE BEST AND MOST RUIN-YOUR-LIFE FOREVER ANSWER POSSIBLETweet dated 30 December 2018][Image 7: a tweet by user @/MisterMidas that reads:I once overheard the cop who pulled me over whisper into his radio “not our guy. This one’s got pants” #IOnceOverheardTweet dated 18 March 2015][Image 8: a tweet by user @/KyleMorgenstein that reads:Overheard in lab meeting: “ We can’t build that, I don’t wanna end up on black mirror”Tweet dated 15 September 2020][Image 9: a tweet by user @/oliviabenun that reads: Overheard two boys moving out of their dorm:1: dude my heart genuinely hurts right now2: (puts down box) oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again? Tweet dated 16 June 2018][Image 10: a tweet by user @/MavenofHonor that reads:Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuseTweet dated 27 May 2021][Image 11: a tweet by user @/n_yang that reads: [Overheard in the news room]Reporter: Good news, I don’t have to go to the strip club!#OHnewsroomTweet dated 2 November 2018]End Image ID’s -- source link
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