gffa:I’m reading the Rogue One visual guide again and “the fearsome wraithlike pres
gffa:I’m reading the Rogue One visual guide again and “the fearsome wraithlike presence that haunts the upper tiers of Imperial military hierarchy” is THE funniest way to describe Darth Vader’s presence.Because I’m just imagining Darth Vader checking off pretty much every stereotypical Signs Your Imperial Star Destroyer Is Haunted.COLD SPOTS: Darth Vader roaming the hallways with his cape billowing behind and, because of how the Force works, everyone just gets this sudden SHIVER OF COLD and they turn around and OH FUCK THERE HE IS AGAIN. Just like LOOMING there. Not saying anything. Not doing anything. Just staring at you. Or maybe just behind you. You can’t tell. All you can feel is the cold prickle in your very soul and like if you stare too hard at him, he’ll pull your very soul out of your body.EMF READINGS: Darth Vader getting so mad about someone breathing wrong (because fuck you if you can breathe normally, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HIM) that the Force explodes around him and sets off every electronic meter on the Star Destroyer.DOORS SLAMMING SHUT: One time, when Tarkin told him that he would have to go to Tatooine to hunt down a specific smuggler that the Empire was after, reminding Vader (with a smug little smile as he said it) to sand-proof his suit first, literally every door on the Star Destroyer slammed shut at exactly the same time. Three separate people lost toes because they were only halfway through the door at the time.STRANGE MOANING NOISES: I mean, Anakin Skywalker crying about how fucked up his life has become, that’s just a regular Tuesday.FEELING OF BEING WATCHED: A level 200 psychic space wizard who has zero personal boundaries and is a real asshole: He probably is watching you and is disgusted at your thoughts. Stop thinking about gross sex things!!! Love making is meant to be pure and wholesome!!! Not that you should be thinking about things like that!!! No happiness or pleasure allowed for anyone anymore!!!TOUCHED BY AN INVISIBLE HAND: People are constantly being choked by an invisible hand whenever he’s around. Lieutentant Sarenki on deck 57 swears one time that he wasn’t even on the same ship as Vader and still watched him choke out Admiral Ozzel over the holocam. Piett refuses to confirm, says he’s exaggerating, but Sarenki swears up and down it’s true.STRANGE SHAPES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT: Vader’s not waiting until morning to deliver his report to whomever Sidious ordered him to work with, so at least five separate Admirals have woken up in the middle of the night and shrieked like a little kid because Vader was just there. LOOMING OVER THE BED. Hsskk-kooosh. What are you— Hsskk-kooosh. Screaming for? Hsskk-kooosh. I have the report on– Hsskk-kooosh. The Rebel activity in– Hsskk-kooosh. The Anoat Sector. Hsskk-kooosh. In conclusion: There is a very strong rumor that Darth Vader is a ghost haunting the Imperial Military, the cursed ghost of a Jedi who has come for revenge because they’re mad they lost the war and the Empire triumphed over their treasonous ways. -- source link
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