mattdyne:No Such Thing “I’m breaking up with you,” her boyfriend said after they
mattdyne: No Such Thing “I’m breaking up with you,” her boyfriend said after they finished their meal. “What?” the girl said in disbelief. “Where did this come from?” she asked. It was totally a surprise. “Your tits are much too small.” “What?” the girl said again. She knew her boyfriend liked to ogle women with big breasts. He once commented on a woman with huge breasts and how sexy she was, and she once heard him argue with a man friend about how there’s no such thing as too big. But it’s nothing to base a relationship on, the girl thought. Fuck him. He’s such an asshole, she decided right then and there. She suspected he’d already been seeing someone else. The boyfriend left his credit card on the table and went to the valet to have his car brought around. When he got back to the table he found that his girlfriend—his ex girlfriend—had gone to the women’s room and removed her under-shirt, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. She didn’t need one and had always liked the freedom and how her breasts felt unconfined. The waiter had already admired her and had smiled a polite: You’re lovely; thank you for the view. He turned away only when he saw the ex-BF approach. Other men were eyeing her from both sides, as well. Too small, the girl thought. There’s no such thing. -- source link