mayitpleasethecourtt:Here’s a tidbit from a lawyer of 11 years:if you can imagine it, a lawyer has p
mayitpleasethecourtt:Here’s a tidbit from a lawyer of 11 years: if you can imagine it, a lawyer has probably done it.(The lawyer’s competence/mental stability/current license status may be uncertain, but you’d be amazed the shit that goes down in and out of court.)A lawyer’s pants have caught fire…in front of the jury…during an arson case: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amp/lawyer-s-pants-catch-fire-during-florida-arson-trial-n731161Lawyer kicked opposing counsel’s chair and chanted “lies” in front of the judge: https://abovethelaw.com/2018/02/florida-lawyer-disbarred-after-years-of-obnoxious-behavior/Lawyer left profane emails and shot a gun at opposing counsel’s office: https://articles.oregonlive.com/beaverton/index.ssf/2018/02/attorney_accused_of_shooting_o.ampMy abusive former boss screamed until he was purple in the face and threw things in his office. More than once I was sure (and hoped) he’d get nailed for criminal contempt for mouthing off at the judge. (Never did - like every other profession, white males get away with shit.)Sorry, this has been a lawyer!rant. -- source link
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