amuseoffyre:geralt-loves-jaskier:piningforpearl:brunhiddensmusings:deheerkonijn:Legolas sees Gimli’s
amuseoffyre:geralt-loves-jaskier:piningforpearl:brunhiddensmusings:deheerkonijn:Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony hereamong elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elfamong dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting Im sorry but @significantfoliage you cannot leave this gem in the tags!I know this is a Witcher blog but it’s too good not to reblog lolLegolas: I just want someone as butch as me.Gimli: I just someone as pretty and sensitive as me.Gandalf, who did not sign up for this: ….. -- source link