It’s just not fair! I’m doing my absolute best to reach my goal: working my ass off in t
It’s just not fair! I’m doing my absolute best to reach my goal: working my ass off in the gym 8 days a week eating nothing but salads and energy-bars drinking gallon after gallon of your yummy protein drinks and following all of your meditation instructions to the damn letter But after all this time I still have to push my titties up like crazy to create even half a decent cleavage and I’m not a bit closer to dare and show off my tummy. Yes, I know you think it’s cute but that’s so not the point. I’m still glad to hear it even though I don’t believe you. Quit it, I’m trying to vent here and you keep distracting me with those sweet words. Okay, one last compliment but that’s it. Anyhow, worst of all is that despite all the effort I put into it some half naked hussy managed to sneak into MY selfie and casually steal the show with her spankable ass. AGAIN. So could you pretty please come over and give me one of your magnificent head rubs so I can occupy my thoughts and mouth while I calm down? It would be just what I need right now to get back on track and finally beat the little skank. -- source link
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