I don’t know what went wrong. She’s always been going on and on about how much she&rsquo
I don’t know what went wrong. She’s always been going on and on about how much she’d like to be with either of these two. But look at her face now, braving a nervous smile while panicking inside. Like she’s afraid of what I might do if she doesn’t show enough appreciation. My best friend since pre-school scared of me! Of what I have done and might be capable of doing again if crossed. As if I would ever do anything to hurt her. I’ll admit that the way they are behaving creeps even me out. How could I have known that they would take my commands so literally? By telling them to idolize her I had not meant for them to try their best to look like her clones, thank God the hair dresser had been closed or it would be even worse. Although I guess that they would look cute with shorter hair.. Damn it! Getting distracted won’t help in any way to get me out of this. I’ll never be able to make her see eye to eye with me if I let my thoughts wander like this. Not that I’d find anything convincing to say even if they weren’t here to give me excuses. Wait a minute, could it be so easy? To just let them do the talking for me? It’s at least worth a shot, I can still reset them, destroy the machine and beg for her forgiveness if it doesn’t work. I’m not giving up on our friendship yet, though, so I might at least show her what she’d be missing. “Girls, execute the flattery program and start foreplay routine number 7.” ———- About two weeks ago some in the community asked what any of us would do as their boyfriend/girlfriend and I didn’t have an answer for it until I saw this pic. Just imagine what dating me was like if just being friends with me would end in awkward situations like this one. -- source link
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