oedipalson:Me: Mom, is dinner ready? I’m starving. Mom: Not yet, hun. You could help me! It would be
oedipalson:Me: Mom, is dinner ready? I’m starving. Mom: Not yet, hun. You could help me! It would be faster. Me: *getting close behind her* I might just eat you instead since you look like such a snack. Mom: Or you could just fuck the dessert! So that night, dessert was served first and dinner was burnt. However, mom and son were fully satisfied. They ordered pizza instead! *Moms, message me to play as my mom* -- source link