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go-iggy-brows:ultrafacts:s0mewhereblissful:ultrafacts:Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts“omg did u guys hear, he is straight”*GASP*Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”Senators, it is true that I am hard of hearing, but you will find it is not for want of listening. As for speaking, again, it’s true I have an impediment. But isn’t what a man says more important than how long he takes to say it? It’s true again I have little experience of government. But, then, have you more? I at least have lived with the imperial family who has ruled this empire ever since you so spinelessly handed it over to us. I’ve observed it working more closely than any of you. Is your experience better than that? As for being half-witted: well, what can I say, except that I have survived to middle age with half my wits, while thousands have died with all of theirs intact. Evidently, quality of wits is more important than quantity.It is said that I do not love all. This is simply not true. I love all of Rome and her Empire.(With apologies to I, Claudius for the first part of the speech…)ALTERNATIVELY:Senator: So are do you sleep with both women and men, or just women?Claudius: No no, I’m an Emperor. -- source link
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