cracked:Ok, so we’ll start off with something good about your year. Everyone here was really impress
cracked:Ok, so we’ll start off with something good about your year. Everyone here was really impressed with …-checks notes-… with how you brought back Gilmore Girls.It wasn’t great, no, but I think a lot of people still needed it. So well done, basically. Good, ok, so now let’s talk about some of the not-so-good things you did this year.-checks notes-Hooo boy. Ok. You killed way, way too many people this year. Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, Prince, Florence Henderson, Harper Lee, Muhammad Ali, Leonard Cohen, Gene Wilder, George Michael, Debbie Reynolds. Freaking Prince.I know I said Prince twice.Uh-huh.Uh-huh.Ok, I see your point. A lot of people die each year. And sure those were beloved celebrities, but that could just be a coincidence. And because of the rapid growth of the mass media and celebrity culture in the latter half of the twentieth century, we’ve got a lot of celebrities about to go “past due” in a way earlier eras never had to contend with.I think Prince may have been immortal though, so that’s at least a little suspicious.Have A Seat 2016, It’s Time For Annual Performance Reviews -- source link
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