fuckmetx:I suggested that we should have a drinking contest, since my parents wouldn’t be back for a
fuckmetx:I suggested that we should have a drinking contest, since my parents wouldn’t be back for a couple of days. Uncle Al snorted and said it wouldn’t be a contest, he could drink me under the table. So, I said, if he wanted me under the table, he didn’t need to get me drunk. He started to open the fly on his shorts and said, “Show me.”Nice beefy dad. -- source link