(The rookie is getting nervous) Uhhh … Coach, now what are the rules of the game again? I
(The rookie is getting nervous) Uhhh … Coach, now what are the rules of the game again? I’m not much of a poker player.(Coach sitting at the card table with high dollar scholarship donors and fellow Coaches) I told you, it’s a version of strip poker. Each winning hand gets to choose which article of clothing you remove next. So does underwear and a necklace count as two items? Or do I get to count the necklace at all?–it’s not really clothes.Tell you what, rookie. I’ll take pity on you. You can count it as two. After all, I let you count each sock separately. Of course there’s no guarantee you won’t lose the trunks before the necklace.(With a slight quiver in the rookie’s voice) And once I lose both?Don’t know. That depends on what the winner asks you to do now that you can’t pay with your clothes. (The rookie looks over to the large gear bag on the floor. The type of bag the Coaching staff usually use to carry equipment out to the field, like bats and balls. The bag is unzipped and pulled slightly open and he can eye from where he stands a large collection of sex toys–things to go in his ass, things to clamp on him.) Is there any way the game ends with me not naked and having to do … stuff?Nope.That doesn’t seem like a very fair game to me.Who the fuck told you life is fair, rookie? -- source link