killjoyfabulous:rnlaing: lastoneout:Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
killjoyfabulous:rnlaing: lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’ they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’ and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. Are we just gonna ignore that the OP called it “aesthetic” I was young-ish when I had my wisdom teeth out (I believe like 12, they came in early, lucky me). I’d never been under, and I’d never been hooked up to a heart monitor before. She put the IV in for the anesthisia and it worked quick but not instantaneous. I kept putting my head up to look at the heart monitor, and the nurse would gently push my head back down to the headrest, and right back up I would go. She finally pushed it back down and said. “You gotta lay down flat, hon, you’ll be out soon.”And my loopy ass said. “Nah uh! If that thing flat-lines, I want to be the first to know!”She just laughs. I only know this because she told my mother later who nearly pissed herself, doubly so when I started walking around like a drunk asking where my tiger was because apparently I was the freaking beastmaster in my drugged out state. She got me a stuffed tiger later when I was more coherent. -- source link