Komodo dragons, ugh. Just, ugh. They are the worst. Komodo dragons have never even HEARD of brushing

Komodo dragons, ugh. Just, ugh. They are the worst. Komodo dragons have never even HEARD of brushing their teeth. Their mouths are full of all the worst stuff. Maybe you’re chillin’ in Komodo, just being like a deer or something, and then oh no, a dragon! And it’s biting you! But with your deer strength you manage to kick it’s jerk head and run away, and you think to yourself, Yes. Yes, I am the best of my species. I will survive. But the days pass, and your dragon bite doesn’t get any better. And you start to notice a shadowy figure with terrible breath looming in every corner, every alleyway. That’s because Komodo dragons are lazy bitches who will bite you with their dirty teeth and follow you around until you die of a damn infection and then eat your diseased corpse. UGH. -- source link

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