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fabulouspizzadelivery: gallusrostromegalus: cornerof5thandvermouth: pendragonslayer: notcuddles: cornerof5thandvermouth: derring-dont: cornerof5thandvermouth: its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies truly a noble creature I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true????????? u bet ur bippy it is also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions. It’s from Australia isn’t it nah bro this bird bleeds red white and blue, its the american motherfucking woodcock I got to be the first person to see one in Colorado! (or at least, the first to report it to the Audobon Society. I knew them from Ohio but didn’t know they were new to the state.) They sent me a subscription and a nice hoodie. ( pardon my bad English) They also live in Europe and Russia, and here in Scandinavia they are known as “witch birds.” There are as many names for them as fairy tales, like if a bride hears one fly when she walks out of the church on her weeding day she is going to have a bad marriage. And it was said that woodcocks use the beak to make holes in cows to drink the milk. It was even said that witches used to turn into woodcocks and that woodcocks. The woodcock bird is also said to be evil and it loves to trick people to go so deep into the forest that they never fine the way home again. Evil birbs And here is a list of some of the weird names we have for them here :“Hasselhöna” (just means hazel hen) Morkulla/Kärrflicka" ( means “Marsh girl” but in some parts of Sweden it means “lady from Mora”) “Drarisp” ( bicuase that’s what thay sound like while flying) “Hultingskrabba” ( IT LITERALLY MEANS PASTURE CRAB! ) -- source link