tarysande:syrupmancer:thyrell: theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie
tarysande:syrupmancer:thyrell: theloa: lucentgallivanter: benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: Feeds other people his own blood An affinity for crucifixes Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it Shows up uninvited in people’s housesCan’t turn into a bat ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually he reclaimed them Extroverted.Dude spent 40 days in a desert—clearly the sun isn’t an issue.Likes the sun so much, actually, that he couldn’t last three days in a tomb. Had to bust out.No record of shimmying headfirst and/or sideways and/or both at the same time down walls. For which we are all grateful. -- source link