tfsplash: “Huh. Who are you? Where am I?”“You’re in my house. I saw you at t
tfsplash: “Huh. Who are you? Where am I?”“You’re in my house. I saw you at the grocery store, I thought you were pretty, so I decided I wanted to own you.”“WHAT?!? You’re CRAZY! You can’t just decide you want to OWN somebody!”*CLICK*“WHAT?!? Are you mad? You can’t decide to own somebody just because they’re pretty!”*CLICK*“What? No! Don’t you think I deserve a choice in this matter?!”*CLICK*“You want to own me? What does that mean?”*CLICK**Giggle* “You really think I’m pretty?” -- source link