veelez:beinghipsteristoomainstream:beinghipsteristoomainstream:I came home from school to find this
veelez:beinghipsteristoomainstream:beinghipsteristoomainstream:I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.I am ~fashion~and in that moment, I swear we were infiniteACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAMSHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONSI CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIGBUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFFPLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS ISFUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW ITThat was one sexy vegetable.The Sultan’s Giant Cucumber. Just sayin’. -- source link