■ modern!Hogwarts HousesNow Gryffindors are fêted for persistent feats of bravery,And Righting

■ modern!Hogwarts HousesNow Gryffindors are fêted for persistent feats of bravery,And Righting every Wrong from Third-World Debt to House-elf Slavery.They’ll throw you in the thick of fine adventures that should not be missed If you can stick their heartiness and aren’t too individualist. The Hufflepuffs are loyal, fair, hardworking and meticulous, Which makes up for the fact that Helga’s surname was ridiculous.You’d never cheat or take short cuts for laziness is criminal,An excellent philosophy when praise you win is minimal. The wise Rowena Ravenclaw creamed off the intellectual,The scholarly, the witty and profoundly ineffectual,Whose credo “Cogitamus ergo sumus” makes the best hot air -And if you didn’t get all that, don’t panic, I won’t put you there. The virtues of the Serpent’s house are swathed in deepest mystery, But only slaves to simpleness would shun its chequered history, With drive that sends you far in life and calculating brilliance- A Slytherin, for good or ill, will make the greatest diff-er-ence. – A Sorting Song by Textualsphinx -- source link

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