“Guess what I found in my daughter’s room last night – This tiny little innoce
“Guess what I found in my daughter’s room last night – This tiny little innocent looking key! Now, what do you think it’s for? You should know, you are her boyfriend after all. Oh don’t look so surprised. Who do you think taught her to lock up her man in the first place? I’d like to see for myself how well she’s trained you, though. Come kiss my ass and tell me how much you love serving women. Do a good job and I might even give the key back… eventually.” -- source link