it’s goblin time :)due to sickness and tablet issues i was out of commission for goblin we
it’s goblin time :)due to sickness and tablet issues i was out of commission for goblin week but every week is goblin week so here’s a whole mess of goblins using prompts from my patrons! 1. Beezlebuddy: fancy goblins. A lady all gussied up for a rare night on the town. Who is she? Where is she goin’? Who is she going with? That’s all secret. She’d be happy to answer one or two questions if you walk her to her destination though. Is that wise? Ah, another secret. 2. Kona Goodhart: gondola. A lavishly costumed opera singer treats goblin theater goers to a song about a night in the life of a sentient and absurdly haunted canal. The Water’s Ribs is a relatively new show but people are really raving about it. the ticket price is worth it for the amount of dancing skeletons alone. 3. Space Bat: snacks, and Tama: babies. A battle hardened warrior takes questing season off for maternity leave. Mom and baby have a snack during a rare quiet moment and druid dad’s home grown strawberries get their first taste test. Just a chill goblin family afternoon. 4. Amy Crook: project goblin. Aida, the current lead help desk goblin for the Guides. She keeps things running smoothly by getting her guides info on local weather, pointing out nice places to stop with clients, handling general client complaints, instructing on how to treat wounds, advising what to do about The Nightmares ect. She’s always doing something, always looking up some sort of up to the second info for somebody, and she’s damn good at her job. If she doesn’t know something, she can easily point you to someone who does. Nice lady, terrifyingly clear memory, happy to help take care of any problems. Do not become a problem for her. 5. Trevor: ‘they failed me, into the scorpion pit with them!’. When you’re thrown into a pit full of giant magically mutated scorpions (or as they say, Spicy Lobsters), death is incredibly possible but not always a sure thing. especially if the poor things are living in an abysmal enclosure with inadequate nutrition. By the time Vio was chucked down a hole for the sin of bringing the shitty wizard he worked for the wrong type of coffee (he didn’t get the order wrong, his boss just changed his mind in the 3 minutes he was gone) the ones still alive were on the brink of death and not really up for stinging. Long story short, Vio is a good climber, mutant scorpions are surprisingly loyal to anyone who treats them kindly, and that wizard tower is his now. He now has a small sanctuary that takes in elderly or abused creatures/horror terrors that people have used as guardians/torture methods/body disposals. He also has a side hustle selling ethically sourced rare venoms and shed horror terror bits. Okay dude who might have done a wizard murder one time. Doesn’t get enough sleep. Will let you stay in the tower for free as long as you help feed critters and shovel eldritch poop. 6. Camille Alexander: pond scum. Moat is a guide whole works the Twisting Marshes on the edge of the molehill territory. She’s kind of quiet but ask her about the secret lives of the small things that live in the water if you want a front row seat to the local drama. 7. An extra pond scum treat. Cypress is a childhood friend of Moat’s and he makes a living raising and gathering a variety of slimes, goops, and sludges. A lot of spells, ceremonial recipes, ect, require random swamp fluids that need to be collected by people that know how to avoid collapsing entire ecosystems or just grabbing the wrong thing because of poor field skills. Cypress’ family has spent generations learning how to best acquire these ingredients. He also raises several types of living slime that can serve as pets or livestock. Has a farmer’s market booth across from Vio.S.E.S. asked for goblin judgement. ……..8. VanillaCaramelDoughnuts: sparkle boxer. Chamomile is a guide who takes people through the Sleep Walk. There are a few places in The Forest that can only be reached by dream travel. Basically you fall asleep somewhere and if you travel in your dream you wake up somewhere else. Momo is staffed at an inn that serves as a kind of 'dream station’ and she makes sure people get where they need to go instead of ending up somewhere random. She also leads people who don’t mean to travel back to her station if they seem lost. More people than you think camp in the wrong spot and accidentally teleport themselves once they fall asleep. -- source link
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