piratestarfox: “While I was looking at dresses, this woman who works here asked me when I was
piratestarfox: “While I was looking at dresses, this woman who works here asked me when I was due. She thought I was pregnant! I mean I guess I know that I *do* look very pregnant and really ready to pop any second, but her comment made me sad because I’m not pregnant. Yet. I was thinking that we could start on fixing that error tonight. Honestly, I don’t care what you think because I stopped taking birth control and if you want to have sex with me then you’re going to have to be prepared to get me pregnant. That’s your choice to make, but I know you can’t resist me so it’s not much of a choice to make, is it? I think that settles it then and very soon this body that everyone already assumes is pregnant will actually *be* pregnant. I can’t wait to see what happens to this belly when it’s full with our baby. Just how huge will I get? It’s kind of exciting knowing that I’ll have no control over it at all and this belly is going to become absolutely enormous! I want to grow so large that you’ll have to help me bathe and dress and want every pair of eyes on me staring in shock at the hugely pregnant goddess waddling along with one hand patting her belly and the other holding yours. I also can’t wait to come back to this same store and look at dresses when I’m enormously pregnant and see the look on the face of the woman who works here when I waddle in. She’s going to be surprised! God, even the thought of that makes me wet. I’ll be home in 30 minutes. Be prepared because you’re going to get to work on knocking me up as soon as I get home and you’re going to turn me from your beautiful, fat wife into you’re beautiful, fat, and *very* pregnant wife.”“Oh, and yes I bought this dress and yes I’m wearing it home so you’re probably going to have to cut if off of me before we get started making a baby.” -- source link