maisouipoirot:JAPP: Well, let you taste some proper English cooking. That’s your mashed potato
maisouipoirot:JAPP: Well, let you taste some proper English cooking. That’s your mashed potato, this is your peas - mushy peas, we call them. You’ll love ‘em. And this, the pièce de résistance - faggots.POIROT: Faggot?JAPP: Faggots. And there’s spotted dick for afters.POIROT: Dick?JAPP: Yes. It’s called that because …POIROT: But this is tragic, Chief Inspector!JAPP: No, no, it’s fine.POIROT: I can eat none of this wonderful food!JAPP: What? Why?POIROT: Because… I have an allergy of the faggot.JAPP: An allergy?POIROT: Oui. I do not know how you say it in English, but in Belgian it is known as la phobie de faggot.JAPP: I never heard of that.POIROT: I am so sorry. I should have warned you.JAPP: This is a blessed upset, I must say. Still, you can have some spotted dick. You haven’t got a phobie de dick, have you?POIROT: Non. Boy howdie he doesn’t have any problem with dick. As captain hastings is well aware -- source link
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