*Text message received* “Hey, not sure who you are… but, this woman that my friends and
*Text message received* “Hey, not sure who you are… but, this woman that my friends and I picked up at the beach asked me to text your number to let you know she’s not gonna be home for a few hours. Hope she isn’t your wife, because we’ve already been buttfucking her for the past hour. Hahah” Oh my god… Mom what the fuck! -- source link