Good King Wenceslas / Strict Dad Whup-‘em-GoodThanks to Eddie Knapps, there&rsquo
Good King Wenceslas / Strict Dad Whup-‘em-GoodThanks to Eddie Knapps, there’s yet another way for the King of The House to get his boy through this chilly winter holiday. Below find a poem or carol as it were that he wrote years and years ago. Like all tails of yore, this one will cheer the heart as it speaks to ringing in the new rear…errrr…year.Thanks to helpful ol’ Wikipedia, there is actual backstory to the Christmas carol, “Good King Wenceslas.” this Czech carol tells a story of Good King Wenceslas braving harsh winter weather to give alms to a poor peasant on the Feast of Stephen, the second day of Christmas, December 26. Anyways, during the King’s journey, his page is about to give up the struggle against the cold weather and is enabled to continue by following the king’s footprints, step for step, through the deep snow. “STRICT DAD WHUP-EM-GOOD”Strict Dad Whup-em-good looked out,O'er his four boys’ bare rears.All his badbrats there laid out,faces streaked with their tears.Brightly shone their rumps that night–his hand had been cruel!They had learned the lesson thatStrict Dads set the rules!“I don’t think you boys yet knowall I need to teach you.Seems I’ll have to use my belt,if I’m going to reach you!”“Please, Dad! Not The Belt!” they cried,but to no avail.Leather split the wintry air,slicing cross their tails.“Please no more!” the badboys begged,rosy fannys dancing.“We’ll be good!” they swore as strapset their socked feet prancing.Strict Dad whupped them harder still,singed their bottoms hotter!His boys’ misbehaving rears,burned like old-time martyrs.When their Dad was finally done,Those four boys were frantic!What a price their rumps had paid,For their childish antics!Dad then sent them all to bed,naked rears well-welted.No one would have any doubt, their butts were well-belted!Whup-em-good, then sat he downpondering his failings,obviously he had notdone sufficient wailing.In the New Year, he resolved,his boys would be thankinghim across his knee each dayfor bare bottom Spankings!(King Wenceslaus never had it so good! -EK)Please comment below or email us with your ideas.________________________________________Follow Cornertime Confidential Wherever You Are:Get all your Cornertime Crew gear on our new site!Tumblr ∙ Twitter ∙ Blogger ∙ WordPress -- source link