brainlesshimbos:maxhockeyjock:dumb as fuck bros uhhhhhhh yo bro sup nada bro sup with u cool bro
brainlesshimbos: maxhockeyjock: dumb as fuck bros uhhhhhhh yo bro sup nada bro sup with u cool bro remember when u was smart? uhhhhh nope hahahahaha Exchanged their intelligence for athletic ability, they did, hoping to go pro after college. They probably won’t, and resulting from their new skill set will probably not graduate college either. I imagine their professors will wonder how college was even an option for either of them. Luckily, I know their advisers, who can aid them in their new lives. First, an IQ test so they’ll really understand what’s been done to them. An IQ of just below 75 or so I’m guessing, for both, whereas before they were well above 110. We’ll make sure they know that they both stand a hell of a chance at great income working with us as dancers. Our nightclub is always on the lookout for hot ex-jocks we can reform into dancers. The dumber, the better. That blank-eyed stare, halting speech, and bimbo enthusiasm really keeps our customers coming back for more. -- source link